I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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