Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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