You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
from now on my penis is your penis
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
