is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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