Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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