She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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