the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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