DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.