I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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