I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.