new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am midnight drunk by noon
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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