I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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