I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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