Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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