And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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