i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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