what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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