Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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