So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
