my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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