Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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