Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Bring me that man meat
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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