I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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