Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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