When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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