quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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