I have demons in me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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