something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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