maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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