So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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