im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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