I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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