normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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