I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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