So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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