Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
do herpes really smell.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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