you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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