so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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