And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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