you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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