you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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