You're so nebulous sometimes
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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