So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
