Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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