I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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