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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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