he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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