Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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