I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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