They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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