i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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