Soap is not a condiment
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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It's blow job season.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I can't turn off my feet"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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