She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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