my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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