super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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