Don't you send me to vm
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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