her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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