We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
i've created a new STD.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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