Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She's the barista slut.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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